Here be monsters!
Sometimes I have a friend who inspires me to be creative. I have a friend for whom I used to draw lots of pictures of monsters, each of which had a background story. Here is a sample of the ones I can find on my computer, though I am sure I did many more.
Andy likes chocolate, porn confuses him and his favourite book is Spot the Dog. He subscribes to the Beano comic.
Although Carl Bambleby does not wear clothes he once dreamt of being an underwear model. However he was considered too ugly. He now makes internet cartoons and enjoys playing chess in his spare time.
Clive is studying theology. He is addicted to custard creams and dreams of a house in the French countryside where he can make animations in his spare time. He also likes to repair wrist watches.
Gordon is a slow, steady worker. He eats a lot of Weetabix, loves architecture and sunbathing. He once worked as a bus driver.
Liam likes fancy restaurants and expensive wine. He has never driven and has a chauffeur. All his money is inherited.
Sammy got too close to the fire and melted.
Squidge’s voice is so high-pitched that most cannot hear him. This means that nobody knows his real name: Archibald Wesley Haversham-Winstanley IV. Though this doesn’t bother him as he was born deaf.
Stacey is rather athletic. She is bisexual, has an obsession with the size of her derriere and is lactose intolerant.