I drew and wrote this in 2008. It is my shortest short story. You may need to click the image to see the text, but failing that, this is what it says:
Tim the elephant is an unusual elephant, very unusual indeed. He is not unusually small or large, in fact he happens to be two inches taller than average; a fact he is very proud of. He isn’t an odd colour, and he doesn’t have any unusual talents, he simply floats along on a flying rock. As you would probably agree, for an elephant this is rather unique.